sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

image

I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

orrla-fairygirl:

ulrikavolf16:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon coming home after being gone all day without telling you. You ask what they were doing, and they open their car door, revealing at least 20 cats. they all fall out and scatter, cats endlessly flowing out. They don’t give an explanation, just stare you straight in the eyes as they stroke one of the cats. There are cats everywhere. oh god

My new icon would probably actually do that. 

My icon is me.  I would do that.

xclmtnpnt:

ckate2011:

Daniel Radcliffe, everyone.

THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN. well, close, anyway. 

milkmanner:

I know you guys want these shirts, don’t lie to me

milkmanner:

I know you guys want these shirts, don’t lie to me

modestdemidov:

swaggiegreaser:

samirows:

smilingeridan:

ah yes, i call this masterpiece “waist up character faces left with neutral expression”

image

OH MY GOD

this makes me feel better

snnns:

はなぢ

snnns:

はなぢ

goldenfleeces:

HoO + text posts

all art by minuiko

insane-cat-pawse:

feferipeixies:

john is

my bro was

im not

it’s my first time using photoshop and it’s scary as shit bye

art; x, x

mimeenah:

a vriska for direjuge!!
i wanted to draw flower crowns but thi s came out kinda funky looking„,

mimeenah:

a vriska for direjuge!!

i wanted to draw flower crowns but thi s came out kinda funky looking„,

spacejade:

is it still summer somewhere

spacejade:

is it still summer somewhere

futagosa:

Oh look Ymir’s waterbending…

futagosa:

Oh look Ymir’s waterbending…

arierruu:

Beach Yumikuri~

arierruu:

Beach Yumikuri~